Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Frivolity

Why me lord why me
A completely useless skill
Haiku come easy

Monday, June 29, 2015

Redundancy

Inefficient fly
Eat the poop to make more poop
Cut out the middle man

Friday, June 26, 2015

Hairspray

Hairspray in a can
Noxious fumes that choke my lungs
Poisoned for beauty 

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

B

Awake the dreamer
Shed the skin you are in
Become something new

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Internet

Shamed forever
Posted on the Internet
Forgotten no more

Patience

Nothing will happen
Wish pray and negotiate
It is meant to be

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

The question

Eternal question
Chicken or egg which came first.
It was the rooster

Monday, June 15, 2015

Rules of the game

Writing a haiku
First you count to five then seven
Count to five again

discarded mash

Thrashing in the snow
Fermented berries all gone
The Blue Jays are drunk

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Hummus

Hummus is gritty
They did not hull the chickpeas
Fire all of those bums

Friday, June 12, 2015

Extiction

Dinosaurs are gone
Thunderous creatures silenced
Caveman Barbecue

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Vacant thoughts

There becomes a point
All the words that were spoken
Are just empty air

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Boredom sets in.

Enuii settles in.  I blankly stare at my toes.  I count up to ten.