Organic food

Screw you health food store

Two forty-nine for some parsley

Blow it out your ass

Hill

The hill is steep

Stones tumble down the incline

Gravity you scamp

Roads

Stale gold wedding band

No longer fits on the finger

What do they do now

Frivolity

Why me lord why me

A completely useless skill

Haiku come easy

Redundancy

Inefficient fly

Eat the poop to make more poop

Cut out the middle man

Hairspray

Hairspray in a can

Noxious fumes that choke my lungs

Poisoned for beauty 

B

Awake the dreamer

Shed the skin you are in

Become something new

Internet

Shamed forever

Posted on the Internet

Forgotten no more

Patience

Nothing will happen

Wish pray and negotiate

It is meant to be

The question

Eternal question

Chicken or egg which came first.

It was the rooster

Rules of the game

Writing a haiku

First you count to five then seven

Count to five again

discarded mash

Thrashing in the snow
Fermented berries all gone
The Blue Jays are drunk

Hummus

Hummus is gritty

They did not hull the chickpeas

Fire all of those bums

Extiction

Dinosaurs are gone
Thunderous creatures silenced
Caveman Barbecue

Vacant thoughts

There becomes a point

All the words that were spoken

Are just empty air

Boredom sets in.

Enuii settles in.  I blankly stare at my toes.  I count up to ten.

The Good Soaps at GrandMa's

Grandma's special soaps

Covered in a fine grey dust

Never to be used

Nothing today.

Living shadow

He carries the phone
Always with him, room to room
No one ever calls