Organic food

Screw you health food store

Two forty-nine for some parsley

Blow it out your ass

Hill

The hill is steep

Stones tumble down the incline

Gravity you scamp

Roads

Stale gold wedding band

No longer fits on the finger

What do they do now

Frivolity

Why me lord why me

A completely useless skill

Haiku come easy

Redundancy

Inefficient fly

Eat the poop to make more poop

Cut out the middle man

Hairspray

Hairspray in a can

Noxious fumes that choke my lungs

Poisoned for beauty 

B

Awake the dreamer

Shed the skin you are in

Become something new