Frivolity

Why me lord why me

A completely useless skill

Haiku come easy

Redundancy

Inefficient fly

Eat the poop to make more poop

Cut out the middle man

Hairspray

Hairspray in a can

Noxious fumes that choke my lungs

Poisoned for beauty 

B

Awake the dreamer

Shed the skin you are in

Become something new

Internet

Shamed forever

Posted on the Internet

Forgotten no more

Patience

Nothing will happen

Wish pray and negotiate

It is meant to be

The question

Eternal question

Chicken or egg which came first.

It was the rooster